Banana's Got Talent

OK so see In my class today at recess we did another showing of Banana's Got Talent, and I was one of the three judges. There were some really really weird (and sometimes gross) routines, like Zohair and his imitation of Micheal Jackson's "Thriller" and the part were he grabs his peanut and jumps up and down, shudder just shudder. I of course voted no, but the other 2 girls that were the other judges, they were laughing on the ground and said yes. These girls from 5B did this dance they created with the song Straight Jacket (Brooklyn Hayley) and the other judges were like stony faced because Pier was like grinning and nodding at the girls and they were shooting jealous looks. Ugh. I voted yes, they were really in sinc, but more because I wanted to show that I really couldn't care less about what Pier thinks, and then there was Dante, who did break dancing and then Bruno (um... Polish and average looking) like upstaged him with these really sweet moves. We gave Dante 3 yes's anyway. And then Bruno did this comedy routine, and I was like No, because, Well, I felt bad for Dante, and then the other girls were hesitating, and I was like "Say no, Bruno's an idiot!", and they looked at Pier who was shooting death rays at Bruno, and they hurried and went No too. Then Bruno casually walked over to the judges table and did that slit throat thing at me, the one that means, "You're dead." I stuck my tongue out and he stepped behind my chair, put his arms around my neck, slowly so it looked like he was just laying his arms on my shoulders, and pretended to choke me. And then Pier gave Bruno The Look, the one that goes, "Ooh, I didn't know you two were together!" and the Bruno went to kick the guts out of Pier. You're probably wondering by it's called Banana's Got Talent and it's because of the Wakabanana Show that me and my friends are doing. Valerio's the director.


This post's song is: Make it shine by Victoria Justice.
http://www.reverbnation.com/artist/artist_songs/456621